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so i am a jennifer love hewitt playboy bunny fan now

so i am a jennifer love hewitt playboy bunny fan now


Jamie Kennedy is useless but since his only function is to let us know how hot the girl hes banging. Now hes twittering a picture of her as a Playboy bunny for Halloween. Where are the rest of the pictures Jamie. Come on!! But according to Jennifer Love Hewitt, she has lost a shit ton of weight and now looks fuckable. Yeah your right JLH, from the breasts up. Everything else is debatable about the rest of her body. But her looking like one of Hugh Hefner’s sluts from the Playboy Channel makes up for a shitty Halloween. Because I am gonna warn you it goes all down hill from here. Bigger version of JLH’s breasts in a playboy bunny costume, here.

jennifer love hewitt is upset people want her to break up

jennifer love hewitt is upset people want her to break up


Jamie Kennedy is a lucky douche bag, he clearly was on the sidelines when Ross McCall fucked up, he just slipped in the back door and shoved it in Jennifer Love Hewitt’s butt. Now shes so in love that she hates all the rumors of people wanting them to break up. He’s a douche and shes hot, this is how this country operates. According to PEOPLE:

“I’m not going to lie – it’s not annoying, it’s hurtful,” Hewitt told PEOPLE Saturday. “It’s really hurtful that people say that,” says Hewitt, 30, who attended the event with her beau of 8 months, costar Jamie Kennedy. “Because he is like the most awesome person.”

Adds Hewitt: “I really hate that people would make it seem like he’s not really a good guy, and not treating me well. He treats me very well.” “We are just trying to be really happy,” Hewitt says. “It makes it hard to do that when everybody is putting negative energy out there.”

I was getting happy, about their supposed break up. I have been banging Love Hewitt in the ass for awhile now, while Kennedy is in the other room. I know he hears us and gets all upset about it. But at this point my cock is so far up her ass there is nothing I can do about it. She loves my big fat cock, may the bigger douche bag always win. And this case its me all the way.

jennifer love hewitt got dumped

jennifer love hewitt got dumped


Jamie Kennedy is apparently banging his ex girlfriend on the side, Shannon Funk (Fuck), whoever the hell that is. And if you didn’t see this coming Jennifer Love Hewitt, then your fucking blind. That’s what happens when you go out with a douche bag, you get d-bag results. And not the kind that scream “fuck my ass because your the biggest dick ever attitude.” According to FOX, shes fucked:

“Jamie is still hung up on Shannon and has been telling her that,” says the source. “He also told her he had zero desire to go to the Tao event with [Love Hewitt], but Jen insisted they go together to put rumors to rest. Jamie decided he at least owed her that, so he appeased her and accompanied her to the event even though he’s pretty much checked out of the relationship.”

It sounds like Love Hewitt is not totally in the dark, however, according to Jamie’s pal. “Jen knows things have really changed with them, but the public appearance is all part of her damage control plan. Unfortunately for her, it doesn’t seem Jamie is going to stay with Jen ultimately.”

I told Love Hewitt that anal never hurt anyone, and I know Jamie is officially gay and hangs out with Perez so what do you really expect. Thats when I come over Love’s house and show her how real men act on the hottest girls on the planet. We run the train on them constantly till I cant feel her vagina. Then I wait for her to get up and look at me, like she just had an orgy with 10 men, when its just me and my biceps crushing that ass. I wonder if she heard of the donkey punch game yet..

holy shit guess who wore spandex pants today

Jennifer Love Hewitt spandex ass


The answer is Jennifer Love Hewitt. An ass this big in Hollywood can only belong to one of two people either Jennifer Love Hewitt or Kim Kardashian. In this case it’s Jennifer Love Hugetits. I know I know. I am just as shocked as you are. But at least we get to see a clear shot of her ass. That pap did a good fucking job zeroing in on that ass and hitting that flash button. So the world can see what I am hitting from behind every night. Its not Playboy material, but its darn close. As for Jamie Kennedy he waits in the other room while I bang his girl, and for good measure I make sure he can hear the whole thing by cracking the door open just a little bit. He loves me for this kinda entertainment value. I am worth billions. More of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s ass, here, here, here, here and here.

ghost whisperer is sucking horribly

ghost whisperer is sucking horribly


Though Jennifer Love Hewitt’s hit Ghost Whisperer has been doing shitty on the air and as it seems to be on every channel on cable for no apparent reason. Its somehow still is on the air and JLH doesn’t have to show her tits. That might sound rather peachy keen to you, however, for me that blows horse shit. You got the best rack in Hollywood and you don’t flaunt that shit in skimpy tops and low cut shorts. Listen Jen I told you last night your not gonna be hot forever, so flaunt your shit now while you can. And break up with that fucking loser douche your going out with, and stop going out with loser douches, they fuck up your creative flow in your cleavage. Your a waste of talent, use what you got, or else it just sucks to be you Love, now on your knees.


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