Wed, Oct 14 2009
Jamie Kennedy is apparently banging his ex girlfriend on the side, Shannon Funk (Fuck), whoever the hell that is. And if you didn’t see this coming Jennifer Love Hewitt, then your fucking blind. That’s what happens when you go out with a douche bag, you get d-bag results. And not the kind that scream “fuck my ass because your the biggest dick ever attitude.” According to
FOX, shes fucked:
“Jamie is still hung up on Shannon and has been telling her that,” says the source. “He also told her he had zero desire to go to the Tao event with [Love Hewitt], but Jen insisted they go together to put rumors to rest. Jamie decided he at least owed her that, so he appeased her and accompanied her to the event even though he’s pretty much checked out of the relationship.”
It sounds like Love Hewitt is not totally in the dark, however, according to Jamie’s pal. “Jen knows things have really changed with them, but the public appearance is all part of her damage control plan. Unfortunately for her, it doesn’t seem Jamie is going to stay with Jen ultimately.”
I told Love Hewitt that anal never hurt anyone, and I know Jamie is officially gay and hangs out with Perez so what do you really expect. Thats when I come over Love’s house and show her how real men act on the hottest girls on the planet. We run the train on them constantly till I cant feel her vagina. Then I wait for her to get up and look at me, like she just had an orgy with 10 men, when its just me and my biceps crushing that ass. I wonder if she heard of the donkey punch game yet..
Tue, Oct 13 2009
The answer is Jennifer Love Hewitt. An ass this big in Hollywood can only belong to one of two people either Jennifer Love Hewitt or Kim Kardashian. In this case it’s Jennifer Love Hugetits. I know I know. I am just as shocked as you are. But at least we get to see a clear shot of her ass. That pap did a good fucking job zeroing in on that ass and hitting that flash button. So the world can see what I am hitting from behind every night. Its not Playboy material, but its darn close. As for Jamie Kennedy he waits in the other room while I bang his girl, and for good measure I make sure he can hear the whole thing by cracking the door open just a little bit. He loves me for this kinda entertainment value. I am worth billions. More of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s ass,
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