‘Fame Caster‘ is a website focused on bringing you celebrity gossip like you never seen before. Fame is the internet’s most famous gossip satire columnist. He currently resides in Hollywood, CA and New York, NY.
I am not as gay and useless as Perez Hilton (Mario, hes Cuban and sneaked over here to get to Miami by boat). I don’t just walk up to Will.I.Am and start calling him a “fucking faggot” for no reason and cry when I get punched in the face for it. Perez is YELLING at the camera while supposedly crying and explaining his side of the story, nice guys don’t yell when they tell a story, usually you know. Some people would frown upon that. I know where I can let my Tourette’s syndrome out in public if I need to, its called a bar.
One last bash on Perez shall we. At least I write my own stuff and I don’t have a team of aliens writing for me so I can get into fights with famous people like Kanye West at the VMAs. I am really happy for you, but I’ll let you finish.
I have strong intellectual wit and muscles made from concrete from Greece to stand next to What Would Tyler Durden Do (you know Fight Club) thats Brendon genital powers at work. He is a mythological Irish muscle goddess and is capable of putting his foot up your ass in 2.3 seconds. FYI thats faster then any of your dads Porsche’s thats still collecting dust in the garage and when he does take it out he only cruises 20 mph in it, around town. Fuckin lameo.
There’s Egotastic (Ego thats what I call him) his name is Phil you never hear about him, because hes putting up hot naked chicks all day. So hes OK in my book. You don’t argue with a guy like that. Ever.
I think Brendon said it best, why not just snort some coke and make shit up like The Superficial guy? Maybe because hes from an Asian descendant and if thats the case then his dick is smaller then a tootsie roll, good luck with that girls (or guys).
Hollywood Tuna sucks on his dog’s balls to get his content daily while looking at Phil’s website and stealing his shit and then claiming it’s exclusive, that battle can be seen over.. Ego here and Tuna here. Strangely, how Tuna gets hacked like every other day, even people that get paid to break shit on the internet hate him. That’s a lot of fucking
TMZ is like your annoying brother that came up out of nowhere and waits for you in the bushes and pays you with duffel bags full of money for the 411 on the chick you banged last night. Anal, deep throat, threesome whatever it is Harvey wants to hear it all. He’s got morals though, so don’t expect anything too NSFW there.
Michael K runs the D-listed and he is like a brotherhood with a vagina, that some bonds cannot be broken, he writes more about what girls want to see then guys. Its like reading a scale down version of Perez. Just think floppy white instead of blaring pink.
My name is Fame, and I get excessively drunk far more then the doctor says I should, I relate everything to sex, call your girlfriend a whore to your face, ignore the consequences of my actions, have sex in a random church for good luck, sleep with only virgins (I have high standards), and generally just act like a raging dickhead 24-7. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way. I write about the stupidly famous with my sick degrading sexual humor.
Fame Caster.com gets maybe 20 visitors a day tops only which are probably all me hitting reload and posting constantly trying to crash my own server (boredom). The content is written twistedly each day by some girl I am banging from behind and she’s trying to type what I am saying. Its good exercise though, it works out her core muscles, shes got skills. I’m already online 932932002 hours a day. I even take the laptop to the bathroom. For more gossip whoring catch us on Twitter. I update this blog 24-7. I admit, I am better then TMZ with posting skills (there is only one person doing this, me) and I am not an ego dick like Kanye but somewhere in between all that dickfuckness, I exist.
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