Kim Kardashian agreed to auction off a chance for someone to beat the shit out of her in a boxing match to raise money for the Dream Foundation, whoever the fuck that is. The outcome was Kim was left with a black eye and her younger brother, Rob was beaten unconscious. Hows that being tough and a badass. She cries about it on her blog:

“The event itself was absolutely insane!! We literally had three days of training to prepare for the event and thought it would be a little bit of fun to raise money for one of our favorite charities. We didn’t expect what happened.

When Rob stepped in the ring to fight, his opponent was at least 25 lbs heavier than him, even though the organization had assured us that they were screening the people we were fighting against. At one point Rob’s mask fell off and when he put his hands down he got hit in the face and ended up in hospital with a concussion.”

I love when celebrities get the shit beaten out of them. Because they command everything and do NOTHING in return. The only thing Kim ever did for me was pose nude for Playboy and make a sex tape. Which I should just let her run with that. But since she hasn’t tittiefucked me in awhile, I am gonna run the train on her next time I see her. I just hope they make her look like Rihanna when they are done smashing her shitty face in. The bitch needs a wake up call.