michael lohan calls lindsay lohan 100 years old

michael lohan calls lindsay lohan 100 years old


As part of his ongoing ‘Save Lindsay’ campaign, Michael Lohan made yet another plea through the media on Tuesday and took a dig at his little girl’s looks while he was at it. What a fucking guy right? I am sure Lindsay Lohan wants him dead right about now. She needs to stick a coke dealer at him. Daddy Lohan told the NYP:

“I am going to go to court to get a legal conservatorship to get Lindsay into rehab and finally get her off all the prescription meds. [Wife] Dina is going to sit down with me and the lawyers and make things right for Lindsay. She is taking Adderol, Xanax, Paxil. She’s a beautiful girl but she looks 100 years old.”

Incase you really wanted to know. Lindsay Lo is 23 years old. Ok so she tans a lot, and smokes, and does coke, and drinks until she shows her vagina. That’s all in good fun if you ask me. And now you get asshole fathers like hers, that have no life and want to make a name for himself by using his daughters fame. Kinda fucking shitty. Linds you need to kill this guy, or sue him to death, lock him in jail, ASAP. Get mommy on the phone and make him get ass raped for a couple months in Rikers. That will shut that fucker up. He might even be your next bitch. LOL.

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