This morning RadarOnline released a phone call by Lindsay Lohan and her father Michael Lohan and as you can guess it was released by Michael Lohan her stand up father. So Lindsay got wind of this and said to her twitter that this shit happened years ago, and that shes doing much better now. I dunno about you but I believe the little cokehead for once.

My fathers such a loser & those recordings are from years ago. To release personal things is foul enough, but to edit them. I used to think that he needed the book for dummies on learning how to be a father. Haha-he’s needs the book for dummies on HOW TO BE A MAN. Thank you to my fans for all of your support I luv you all so much! And I’m lucky to have great family & friends THAT ARE in my life & are positive influences! So much going on in the world, let’s focus on putting our energy into the RIGHT things … Love you all.

I was getting worried about my little whoreolite. I mean who the fuck am I gonna party with in NYC when shes in town. Between her doing nothing, and her mom and dad leaching off her fame. You would start to go nuts too. Where the fuck do you turn too, when both your strong people in your life are trying to fuck you? You turn to sex, coke, alcohol and lesbians. But now I am trying to introduce her to anal sex, she was against it but now shes a pro about it. Shes a real trooper that Lindsay Lo. Go Lindsay its your birthday.