While Kristen Stewart is promoting New Moon this week, she sat down with an interview with Entertainment Weekly and they had to balls to ask her if she was fucking Robert Pattinson, and you can only guess what happened next, read:

Asked about the endless rumors of her supposed off-screen romance with Pattinson, for instance, Stewart got nicely fired up. “I probably would’ve answered it if people hadn’t made such a big deal about it,” she said. “But I’m not going to give the fiending an answer. I know that people are really funny about ‘Well, you chose to be an actor, why don’t you just f–ing give your whole life away?! Can I have your firstborn child?’”
Pattinson himself, who clearly loathes confrontation, tried to softly interject with philosophical statements about the need for an actor to hold onto his individuality. But Stewart cut him off. “I’ve thought about this a lot,” she said. “There’s no answer that’s not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: ‘Okay, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.’ I’m just trying to keep something,” she said. “If people started asking me if I was dating Taylor, I’d be like ‘F– off!’

Dam!! K-Stew, calm down, we just wanna know if your fucking him. No need to get all up in arms about it. We all know its promo for the movies. So no one wants to fully say or they fear it will ruin ticket sales by the billions. But seriously, the lesbian thing is cool. Hell even say your into anal. That would score you some brownie points with me. No one wants to hear your shit. Shut up and take it up the ass with your fame and money. But good work by her for keeping everyone guessing so those 13 year olds will run to the movie theater hoping to see them fuck onscreen. Its like a mini porno for dead people. Good times.