Yesterday, that bitch, Carrie Prejean decided to settle her lawsuit when the pageant showed her a homemade sex tape featuring Carrie and her ex-boyfriend. Good times. Well guess what, no one wants this piece of shit tape. Where the fuck is Vivid in all this, they would be on that shit like hotcakes.

It appears that the tape has been circling around for several months, and was being offered as an exclusive to various websites for the relatively low price of $10,000. No site has bought the tape, which was shot by her ex and supposedly far more explicit than the topless photos of Prejean that surfaced earlier. Sites like TMZ and TheDirty.Com didn’t even want anything to do with it!

Her sex tape must have sucked ass if Vivid didn’t jump on that crap. I don’t know why they wouldn’t, they are all about sex tapes, they have Shauna Sand tape and her head over a toilet beating the shit out of her for royalties. Carrie Prejean is next and I don’t have a feeling that the lord is gonna save her from this one. But seriously, if your pussy is that horrible that someone wont buy your sex tape for 10k, then seriously you must either cant fuck or the shots are so blurry you cant make out whats dick and pussy. Shit Ill make her an offer, Ill buy that shit for 5k, Carrie if your reading this go to the contact page. Ill buy your crap.