Ok so where the fuck are Scarlett Johansson breasts? Did they just pack up their nipples and walk out of her chest? Here she is at some event for Moet and Chandon last night in Tokyo. You can tell where my priorities are. I know shes banging Ryan Reynolds, so maybe hes drilling her breasts into another dimension. Which is cool I can understand that. But dude, at least let us see the fucking huge breasts that we all grown to love. And she looks like she gained weight too. What the fuck is going on here. So shes getting fatter and losing her breasts. Fucking great. I am fucking pissed! This is what her rack used to look like when I used to bang her. Now I need to go kill myself..