So we get nine seconds of shit. Extra recently ran a sneak peek of the parking lot scene in the New Moon, in which Edward Cullen wishes Bella Swan a happy birthday and tells her, “Your birthday’s definitely something to celebrate.” This is when Edward unzips his pants and Bella gets on her knees and New Moon turns into a porno version of the film. Then Bella swallows Edward’s New Moon and everyone is happy. That’s how I see how it ends in my version.