Wait a minute, Ali Lohan does fucking homework. You have got to be fucking kidding me. The bitch is home-schooled, by the greatest mom in the world, guess who? Dina Lohan, her mother from Long Island. You can see where this is going. But Lindsay still insisted that Ali does her homework all the time. Righhhtt.

We’ve been seeing Lindsay Lohan drag her 15-year-old sister, Ali, around to various late-night events (but) according to Lindsay, Ali can handle it.

“She’s tougher than I am,” Linds told Life & Style. “She has a good head on her shoulders. Maybe it was different for me because I didn’t know what to expect and it just happened really fast. I didn’t have a big sister.”
Already, Ali’s got one thing going for her because she knows when to call it a night and do her homework…
“She’s really good about that,” Lindsay says. ”If I’m going out late, she’ll go home early.”

So when Lindsay is about to do lines of coke or get into a threesome, she sends her sister home to not join in on the fun. What kinda sister does that. No one! I highly doubt that. So no one showed Lindsay the ropes they just fucked her against the wall from 18 to 23, and shes been in more threesomes then Gerard Butler. Somehow Lindsay is gonna stop all that so Ali doesn’t turn into a coked out whore also. Highly doubtful on that one says my eight ball.