Lindsay Lohans bodyguard was arrested yesterday afternoon, handcuffed and taken away by sheriffs deputies right in front of her house, and even though it’s not clear what he may have done. TMZ cant even figure it out. Wait, they just did. Turns out Lindsay’s bodyguard crossed a barricade the cops had setup, and he crossed the line. Sometimes being with Lindsay makes people feel like they can break the law because she does nightly. But the one thing you gotta remember, if you don’t have a pussy and your not famous, don’t try breaking the law, because you’ll end up in jail faster then a stripper in the country side. But if your hot, famous, fake boobs, and blonde hair, then basically you can murder people on the streets of LA and all they are gonna say is nice gun, where did you get that at? Walmart? Lets go bust some people at Walmart then, and just leave you be. I can just hear the bodyguard saying now, ‘but wait, wait, I know Lindsay Lohan, you know the coked out famous slut, that kisses girls?” I think the cop didn’t know who she was. Sadly for him.