I know I know. Where the hell are you gonna get your coke supply from? I used to bang Lindsay Lohan and being from Long Island that was an easy commute. Now I have to watch her drink herself to death and snort lines for entertainment. Now her parents are saying that shes gonna be dead soon according to the Sun. I better get one last bang of the freckle fucker soon.

“It could be a year, a month, a week – who knows? “She has a plethora of medicine you can’t mix and can’t drink with.”

But Lindsay has denied her dad Michael’s allegations of prescription drug abuse, saying: “I’m so hurt that someone who calls himself my father needs to use the press to communicate with me. “I have not spoken to my father, nor have I responded to his threatening and erratic messages over the last several months.

“He should instead try to be a real father.”

Why the fuck does he even care at this point! He saw her going down the wrong alley years ago and now he wants to come off with this shit? Its called publicity, Michael Lohan has none. So the minute he talks about Lindsay, BAM, those cameras are on him like a hawk. He can say Lindsay rapes black guys for a living and people would pay for that kinda trash. Scary I know. Shit Lindsay is texting me, peace..