Lily Allen has supposedly quit her Twitter (but its still active shes just not tweeting), that shes also saying bye to fucking MySpace (shitSpace), her MacBook, and Blackberry (crackberry). To avoid trying to connect with fans, and be more a whore in her regular life, according to The Daily Mirror. According to friends, she’s only using an old mobile phone and house line to communicate.

“We thought she was joking, but it’s been a month since she last Twittered. Before then you could always get a response from her straight away. No matter what time of day or where she was, she’d be glued to her BlackBerry. Now you have to leave a message on her home answer phone.”

In other news, thats more important obviously, shes was seen naked recently outside her hotel. It was grainy shots, but you can still have a good look at her nipples. She LOVES to show us her nipples. Why doesn’t she just tweet her nipples weekly, then I am sure her fan base would go up and her iTunes royalties would be through the roof. I am fucking genius. Of course no one listens to me ever.