Surprise, surprise! Joe Francis can beat up your girlfriend and sue her and there is nothing she can do about it according to the D.A. They will not file charges against Joe Francis, Brody Jenner or Jayde Nicole stemming from the alleged fight that went down between the three.

According to the report, the D.A. supports Joe’s claims that the surveillance video shows that Jayde “appears to have acted without immediate provocation.” In conclusion, the D.A. thought “the interests of justice do not support the filing of criminal charges against any of the three suspects.” All three parties have filed civil suits that are still ongoing.

You gotta love being famous! The fucking D.A. says “Joe she started it”, so your in the clear for dragging her across the floor of a club by her hair. Now in case you somehow forgot Jayde is only 100lbs. So dragging around a rag doll is nothing for him. About time these bitches got what they deserved and since Joe got out of it, hes suing her pussy lips off in court. What a guy that Joe Francis. Why hire a bodyguard when you got Joe Francis’ has your back.