Oh what I would kill to be a mexican for a day. I know what your thinking, like dude seriously a mexican. Look at that guy to the left of Megan Fox, with the sunglasses and mustache. That could be me, looking out for spectators trying to fuck Megan Fox. I would kill them with the glee of my mustache, that would clear the way for me. So I can anally rape Megan Fox. Only if she smokes a joint, because seriously every girl needs to be high when they are taking it up the ass, especially with my cock in them. Hell if they legalize marijuana. But nothing but good times over here for me.