Gerard Butler has banged them all, and next on his blackbook of people he needs to fuck before he dies is of course Jessica Simpson. Shes the blond that acts like a bimbo, great boobs, you may have seen her. People like to go out with her, fuck her like a pornstar then drop her after a month of railing her in the ass. I guess its Gerard’s turn this time around according to Page Six says:

Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler had a date at Soho House Tuesday night, with friends including her hair stylist pal, Ken Paves.

“They were at a table with friends, but Jessica and Gerard, who sat next to each other, seemed to only be interested in each other and chatted for hours. They were laughing and flirting and eventually left together, along with Ken.”

That reminds me I still haven’t had sex with Jessica either. I need to get on top of her immediately and since Gerard is into threesomes thats fine by me. At first I be like wtf would he would Ken there. But then I realized Gerard needs someone to film it and take pictures. Ken has some style, and some good taste in making the next homemade movie for a porn release. If Jessica Simpson doesn’t end up in a wheelchair after banging Gerard then I will be pissed as far as standards go.