Anderson Cooper is on vacation in India this week, why I have no idea, but some people feel the NYP was trying to imply that he was gay or something with their article (Perez is jumping up and down somewhere), but they were so slick and mysterious about it. They had everyone guessing including me.

Cooper was spotted Tuesday with his muscular friend, Benjamin Maisani, at the Rambagh Palace, named the best hotel in the world by Conde Nast Traveler. Cooper’s $3,200-a-night room features a four-poster mahogany bed and views of the gardens of the former Maharaja palace. Our source said, “Anderson’s room has a large round bathtub. On the first night it was filled with bubbles and sprinkled with red rose petals.” CNN declined to comment.

Come on!!! If you don’t know Anderson Cooper is gay, then wake up and smell the roses. The guy screams it! But hes so cool and coy about it, its a topic no one wants to bother him about because they already know it. Unless your Perez and then well, your knocking on the guys door daily for an official gay statement from Chelsea, NY. In fact, I want that to happen, so Anderson Cooper with his huge biceps can knock the fuck out of Perez in ‘butch gives it to the queen’ moment. The crowd will love it. And I think everyone in Chelsea would clap their hands.