I didn’t know they were trying to do something lowbrow so us peasants can watch them. Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig were trying to perform their play “A Steady Rain” last Wednesday night in NYC according to TMZ.

And some dickfuck forgot to turn off his cellphone. So you know what happens next, Wolverine with him man claws rips off his shirt chokes the guy with his fist of fury and send him back to hell. While James Bond just sits there and throws a martini at him, kinda lame.

But seriously I looked at the website for A Steady Rain and the tickets are $300.00 a pop. For that kinda cash, I would have front row seats so I can take notes how to murder people in my sleep like Wolverine.