Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will go public with their relationship in an upcoming interview in the December issue of Harper’s Bazaar Magazine. ‘I know I know your like HOLY SHIT BATMAN!’ Maybe clues of them having sex in random bathrooms and making out while clubbing will convince me otherwise.

But I still think they are just friends and boosting their new movie, because thats what everybody does nowadays. Promote movie, lets say we fuck, sales are gonna jump like rabbits. This is what Popcrunch says:

A Harper’s employee who was at the photoshoot for the mag revealed to In Touch that “Rob and Kristen were relatively open about their relationship.”

The tell-all interview will supposedly confirm the months and months of speculation about the Twilight star’s intense romance that they’ve been trying so hard to keep behind closed doors. The magazine should hit newstands right before New Moon’s November 20 opening.

They have been so good at keeping this a secret too. Kristen Stewart has amazing superpowers that blind me and make me take off all my clothes. Then I wake up and realize that I am naked in Times Square and I am about to get arrested for daydreaming again. When is the Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart sex tape coming out because Ill buy tickets for that crap, for New Moon Ill pass. When can I see Kristen’s amazingly hidden rack..