Tue, Nov 24 2009
Christmas is coming so you know what that means. Tila Tequila needs more money showing off her breasts. Since she cant hold down a job to save her life, and Chinatown in NYC wont return her calls. Now shes all pissed off over a sex tape she claims was stolen off of her laptop computer.
Just days after she
UStreamed herself in a naked rant, a new XXX video surfaced on a porn site called 4tube.com featuring Tila in a very compromising adult position with a naked man. I know your saying to yourself that guy looks like Fame. And your right. It is me. Finally you get to see what my big fat cock looks like on the tv screen. Tila is pissed but at this point, I know Steve from Vivid will be happy of my efforts. You know you want to watch Tila Tequila suck my cock, so
click here. Your only gonna getting 10 seconds, but thats all you’ll need for now.
UPDATE: Here is the
NSFW version, you can see her nipples and pussy clear as day, it must be great being Tila Tequila, where is Miley these days anyway?
Thu, Nov 5 2009
Oh hi Britney! Britney Spears leaves her Perth hotel and heads to the dress rehearsal for her Circus Tour, soon to kick off in Australia. Somehow she escaped us by showing us her nipples in a see thru t shirt. I know its a clever disguise but you have to give to her on this one. I mean her nipples went down south but you can always find a way to masturbate to that. More of Britney Spears nipples,
here,
here,
here,
here, and
here. The last two are nipplicous.
Thu, Nov 5 2009
Yesterday, that bitch, Carrie Prejean decided to settle her lawsuit when the pageant showed her a homemade sex tape featuring Carrie and her ex-boyfriend. Good times. Well guess what, no one wants this piece of shit tape. Where the fuck is Vivid in all this, they would be on that shit like hotcakes.
It appears that the tape has been circling around for several months, and was being offered as an exclusive to various websites for the relatively low price of $10,000. No site has bought the tape, which was shot by her ex and supposedly far more explicit than the topless photos of Prejean that surfaced earlier. Sites like TMZ and TheDirty.Com didn’t even want anything to do with it!
Her sex tape must have sucked ass if Vivid didn’t jump on that crap. I don’t know why they wouldn’t, they are all about sex tapes, they have Shauna Sand tape and her head over a toilet beating the shit out of her for royalties. Carrie Prejean is next and I don’t have a feeling that the lord is gonna save her from this one. But seriously, if your pussy is that horrible that someone wont buy your sex tape for 10k, then seriously you must either cant fuck or the shots are so blurry you cant make out whats dick and pussy. Shit Ill make her an offer, Ill buy that shit for 5k, Carrie if your reading this go to the contact page. Ill buy your crap.
Thu, Nov 5 2009
While Kristen Stewart is promoting New Moon this week, she sat down with an interview with
Entertainment Weekly and they had to balls to ask her if she was fucking Robert Pattinson, and you can only guess what happened next, read:
Asked about the endless rumors of her supposed off-screen romance with Pattinson, for instance, Stewart got nicely fired up. “I probably would’ve answered it if people hadn’t made such a big deal about it,” she said. “But I’m not going to give the fiending an answer. I know that people are really funny about ‘Well, you chose to be an actor, why don’t you just f–ing give your whole life away?! Can I have your firstborn child?’”
Pattinson himself, who clearly loathes confrontation, tried to softly interject with philosophical statements about the need for an actor to hold onto his individuality. But Stewart cut him off. “I’ve thought about this a lot,” she said. “There’s no answer that’s not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: ‘Okay, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.’ I’m just trying to keep something,” she said. “If people started asking me if I was dating Taylor, I’d be like ‘F– off!’
Dam!! K-Stew, calm down, we just wanna know if your fucking him. No need to get all up in arms about it. We all know its promo for the movies. So no one wants to fully say or they fear it will ruin ticket sales by the billions. But seriously, the lesbian thing is cool. Hell even say your into anal. That would score you some brownie points with me. No one wants to hear your shit. Shut up and take it up the ass with your fame and money. But good work by her for keeping everyone guessing so those 13 year olds will run to the movie theater hoping to see them fuck onscreen. Its like a mini porno for dead people. Good times.
Thu, Nov 5 2009
Mariah Carey filmed a music video I think yesterday on the beach in Malibu, and she showed off some fat cells she had in the process. I don’t understand what her problem is. Your only job is to look hot. That’s it. So why are even fucking that up. Its so easy, its called a treadmill, get your ass on it. But no she eats and eats until shes Shamu, and then gets all upset about it, when people don’t respect her. Fuck her. Oh look a possible
nipple slip. Or maybe not.